Okay, so you missed the fight. Manny Pacquiao vs. Shane Mosley was the one of the worst boxing matchups ever, but I’ll let you figure out who won. Shane Mosley. Play the video above to understand why “Sugar” Shane won. Bella Gonzalez, Mosely’s girlfriend, is bellissimo, “very beautiful,” if you didn’t speak Italian. Who cares if you don’t speak the Italian, she probably speaks great sex and made boxer, Shane “Money Man” Mosley, feel fine after the $5 million pay out.

C’mon fellas. How can we as black men look our ladies in the eye on this one? It’s reasonable to expect that black women want to marry their match or beyond in terms of education, finances, or social stature. Though we’ve seen some progress over time, we still have some work to do before we can accuse African-American women of being too demanding.